Une très belle femme se promène avec deux chiens blancs énormes et magnifiques.
Un petit garçon passe par là, s'arrête net devant ces chiens et, la bouche ouverte,
reste en admiration pendant un long moment devant les animaux.
La dame lui demande : "tu veux caresser mes gros Saint-Bernard ?"

Le petit répond : "oui, mais moi, c'est Nicolas, pas Bernard.

possibilité de poser des questions pour lesquelles les réponses sont oui/non, pas plus.

une photo d'une célébrité

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said,

"Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I pooped in my pants."

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I said ''ROARRRR!''